Joke of the day: Enemies forever!
Two guys, Sam and Tom, who hated each other crash with their cars. Although the cars got destroyed, they weren't hurt.
"We were so lucky," said Sam.
"We sure were," admitted Tom.
"Well, that's a sign from God that we should stop fighting and become friends," suggested Sam.
"I couldn't agree with you more," Tom said and they shook hands.
"Ok, then, let us celebrate our new friendship," said Sam and run towards his ruined vehicle. He immediately came back with two bottles of whiskey and gave one to Tom. "To friendship!" he said.
"To friendship," replied Tom and drank from his bottle. Sam smiled. Tom asked: "Wont you drink?'
"Sure I will, just waiting for the police to come first..."